== MONTH ONE == [1] Robyn: We're open for business! Who's got ideas for the new release? [2] Developer (runs to Robyn) : I've got a feature for you. [3] Design: (waving around pens and paper) Everyone start sketching! Artwork ideas? Brainstorm! Brainstorm! [4] Wiki: Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere... == MONTH TWO == [2] Developer: (handing things back and forth to Packager) Hack! Hack! Hack! [3] Packager: (handing things back and forth to Developer) Package! Package! Package! [4] Infrastructure: (indicating Developer and Packager) Now's our chance to get upgrades and patches in, because once they're done developing and packaging, I'm frozen. == MONTH THREE == [2] QA: We'd better get test plans ready. [3] Design: And artwork. [4] Infrastructure: And try out some new tools. [1] Events: FUDCon time! (everybody comes together and high-fives) [2] Developer: (slaps a paper on the table in front of Robyn) I'm done! [1] Robyn: All features aboard! == MONTH FOUR == [4] Marketing: (goes to Developer) So, tell me about that feature... [2] QA: We've got a test image. [1] Robyn: Readiness meeting! Everyone ok? All: YES! [3] Release Engineering: Synced to mirrors... All: Alpha's out! == MONTH FIVE == [2] QA: Testing! Testing! [1] Ambassador 1: I've got a conference booth! [3] Ambassador 2: I need media! [4] Marketing: Can I interview you? [2] Developer: Sure. [1] Robyn: All features complete! Readiness meeting! Everyone ok? All: Yes! [2] Ambassador 1: What do we do for CD artwork? [3] Release Engineering: Synced to mirrors! All: Beta's out! == MONTH SIX == [1] Elections: Who wants to be on the board? [3] Docs: Can we get these guides translated? [4] Marketing: I'll talk with Red Hat about PR. [2] Design: We finished art, can we get a packager? [1] Packager: Here! [4] Marketing: Announcement ready to go. [3] Docs: Release notes good to go. [2] Design: Icons and layouts and banners for everything all good to go. [3] Packager: And packaged. [1] Robyn: How does it look? [2] QA: It's looking good... [1] Robyn: Are we all set? All: Yes! [3] Release Engineering: Syncing to mirrors... All: Release! [2] Ambassador: Everyone download Fedora! [1] Robyn: All right! We're done! Thanks, everyone. [4] Wiki: (pushing broom around) Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere...